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Jokes that everyone can handle, or jokes not for minors? 
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Jokes that everyone can handle, or jokes not for minors?
What you want 
On russian forum we have анекдоты & i want here 
Поделиться42005-08-17 22:38:50
OK... here's my joke:
A female computer-consulent was helping a man installing his new computer, and she asked him: "What password would you like?" The man wanted to surprise her, and told her to type "Penis". She typed it and pressed Enter. Within seconds she was laughing herself silly, because the computer gave the following message: -Password rejected, not long enough!
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OK... here's my joke:
A female computer-consulent was helping a man installing his new computer, and she asked him: "What password would you like?" The man wanted to surprise her, and told her to type "Penis". She typed it and pressed Enter. Within seconds she was laughing herself silly, because the computer gave the following message: -Password rejected, not long enough!
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
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Man wants to the toilet
He found it & 1minut later he hears the voice from the neigbour booth
-Hello!
-Hi-said the man(very confused)
-How are you
-Fine(confused)
-What are you doing now?
-(very,very confused) what can i do in the Toilet?!
(V)-sorry,wait a minut.Crazy man answers the questions,which i asked you
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OK... here's my joke:
A female computer-consulent was helping a man installing his new computer, and she asked him: "What password would you like?" The man wanted to surprise her, and told her to type "Penis". She typed it and pressed Enter. Within seconds she was laughing herself silly, because the computer gave the following message: -Password rejected, not long enough!
*lol* That's a wonderful joke 
Поделиться82005-08-18 01:54:26
OK... here's my joke:
A female computer-consulent was helping a man installing his new computer, and she asked him: "What password would you like?" The man wanted to surprise her, and told her to type "Penis". She typed it and pressed Enter. Within seconds she was laughing herself silly, because the computer gave the following message: -Password rejected, not long enough!
This is a really nice joke
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Man wants to the toilet
He found it & 1minut later he hears the voice from the neigbour booth
-Hello!
-Hi-said the man(very confused)
-How are you
-Fine(confused)
-What are you doing now?
-(very,very confused) what can i do in the Toilet?!
(V)-sorry,wait a minut.Crazy man answers the questions,which i asked you
This is a really good joke funny
Поделиться102005-08-18 02:08:09
cool joke's, very funny!!
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nice jokes :ph34r:
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DINER:"This restaurant must have a very clean kitchen."
OWNER:"Thank you sir, but how did you know?"
DINER:"Everything tastes of soap."
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@Shudoh, Sara LOL!!! I´m scrolling on the floor! Your jokes are very great! and funny! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
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DINER:"This restaurant must have a very clean kitchen."
OWNER:"Thank you sir, but how did you know?"
DINER:"Everything tastes of soap."
*Under the table* :ph34r: B)
Поделиться152005-08-29 01:21:37
cool ' /][!--endemo--]
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Ron want Hermione loves him
So he decided to go to sing under her window
one, two,three ours later...Hermione goes to the window and says
-Ron, im sorry that you are not on TV...
-Oh!You like my songs!?
-Now!If you were a TV set i could to turn off you!
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Haha. That one is great, too. ' /][!--endemo--]
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Joan Roling sayed that the last word in her lest book about Harry Potter will be "scar"
It is one of the version
"And Harry lost his artificial scar"
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